narwhalsarefalling:

entirebeemovie:

narwhalsarefalling:

putrid-boy:

I can’t read cursive handwriting

what does this say

i cant read cursive handwriting

bitch me neither thats why i asked

arianagrandes:

y’all need to mcfreakin’ chill

freelancervermont:

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa:

inkling12:

mcccree:

this is all i’m saying about the whole “is venom fuckable” debacle but when that bitch eats you and your whole ass out don’t come crying to me when it feels like god personally is razing your booty canals. if you wanna die cause you wanted some weird alien symbiote to ravage your asshole that’s your prerogative and i hope you’ll be able to face st. peter and tell him that you died cause you were too horny to resist the charms of the endlessly toothed and slimy maw of an alien that looks like it could give you 700 new strains of HornyBootyHoleJuiceSyndrome. that’s on you

someone after getting their ass eaten by venom